Saturday, February 17, 2007

I Can't Resist

Some headlines just beg for a postscript

Dear Jennifer Hudson:
I'm Beyonce. I'm the Queen dammit. I never wanted no Golden Globe anyway!
Bald Britney Gets New Tattoo in L.A.
By Associated Press
4 hours ago
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.

Would somebody please get this bitch to rehab like yesterday! And to think she has already become a breeder...Those poor kids....

MIT professor ends 12-day hunger strike
By Elizabeth Cooney, Globe Correspondent February 17, 2007
James L. Sherley, an African-American professor at MIT who was denied tenure, ended his 12-day hunger strike at noon yesterday, but he told the administration that his demands for tenure and action to address perceived racism on campus are still on the table.

Dear Mr. (G) (Uh I mean Sherley).....

That ain't all left on the table....Go back and get your brains! Did you think a black man refusing to eat would stir the racist puppet masters in the halls of academia???? You living in Wonderland my brother!

Your homework:

Go chew on Malcolm X!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wash it down with a little James Baldwin! Never, I mean never forget a seat at the table does not come with the full entree.....

'Bizarre allegations'
Wife accuses Kidd of serial infidelity, physical abuse

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- Jason Kidd's estranged wife has charged that the New Jersey Nets' star physically abused her and cheated on her throughout their 10-year marriage.

Exccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssseeeeeee the freakin hell outta me! Why is it so "bizarre" to think a testosterone fueled egomaniacal sports superstar chased by zillions of misguided females wanting nothing but a lick of his candy stick, would view and treat his wife as nothing more than a has been trophy that's lost its glitter after pooping a couple of kids. Huh Huh.....She had 10 years that's a couple of lifetimes in the life of a sports superstar ain't it? Take the money and run hon.......

That's all folks