Horse Penis Mutilator Tales

The Biggest Loser
Without a doubt the Biggest Loser Award for 2005 has to go to the guy who dropped dead after er ... ummmm after having sex with a horse. And in case you've been buried alive for the past six months and haven't read the story or heard about it, here's part of the story from the Seattle Times.....I couldn't make this stuff up and I can create some pretty weird crap! Can anyone tell me where on earth is Enumclaw???????????

By Nicole Brodeur
Seattle Times staff columnist

Like me, you may have spent the past few days starting questions that you just couldn't finish out loud.
Questions about the man, the horse and the goings-on at that farm in Enumclaw. Why would he ... ?
And then, how did they ... ?
But then, wouldn't it ... ?
There are answers, to be sure. Just none I can print here.
But this I can: On July 2, a 45-year-old Seattle man died from something called acute peritonitis. His colon was perforated while he was having sex with a horse.
The man, who died before he was dropped off at Enumclaw Community Hospital, was traced back to a 40-acre farm where investigators found hundreds of hours of videotape depicting men, including the one who died, having sex with horses. He had bought the stallion earlier this year. His family told a reporter they were surprised at the purchase.

I assume the family gave this interview as they were leaving town under cover of darkness!
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